One Year Anniversary...Somehow
"worst show ever"
(59 minutes)
A new laugh sounder has been installed. RJ Fletcher and Weird Al from UHF laugh at 'jokes'.
WCR is one year old. The show 'actually' has 37 listeners. RD and Blade suck.
Their book in progress's cover fails the Wellness Policy. (:08)
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:10): RD drinks a lot of cow's milk because he is a calf.
Blade does a pathetic imitation of CM Punk with the "clever" name of 'Bowel Movement'. (:13) I have to keep increasing the volume when RD speaks and turn it down when Blade speaks.
Obscure Wrestling News (:17): Jeff Hardy is coming back to WWE. RD gives him six weeks. Rick Steiner is softer than Blade because of some old ring he had. Oh Christ, there's thirty-six minutes left in this show. I guess it's easier to do twice as much show when you have thirty-five shows from which to do call-backs.
Mail Bag: Chris P's question is ignored because RD is angered at the cold hard truth. (:23) I think they already answered Logan B's question about Khali and Kelly. (:26) RD throws out another dozen catch phrases.
John Thomas calls. (:27) Skipping ahead. . . Eight minutes later, Blade hits the bottle because of this.
Raw sucks. RD feels dirty when he says he's watching TNA, but I guess there's nothing dirty about crap.
Oh good, the phone is ringing, so I can skip ahead. (:42) This show is still painful even without bad impersonations of Terry Funk and Dennis Stamp (don't ask).
The First Anniversary Wrestlecrap Radio Blade Braxton Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Hulk's got a bum knee.
He should've drank mommy's milk.
It does a Hulk good.
"worst show ever"
(59 minutes)
A new laugh sounder has been installed. RJ Fletcher and Weird Al from UHF laugh at 'jokes'.
WCR is one year old. The show 'actually' has 37 listeners. RD and Blade suck.
Their book in progress's cover fails the Wellness Policy. (:08)
RD's Trip to the Grocery (:10): RD drinks a lot of cow's milk because he is a calf.
Blade does a pathetic imitation of CM Punk with the "clever" name of 'Bowel Movement'. (:13) I have to keep increasing the volume when RD speaks and turn it down when Blade speaks.
Obscure Wrestling News (:17): Jeff Hardy is coming back to WWE. RD gives him six weeks. Rick Steiner is softer than Blade because of some old ring he had. Oh Christ, there's thirty-six minutes left in this show. I guess it's easier to do twice as much show when you have thirty-five shows from which to do call-backs.
Mail Bag: Chris P's question is ignored because RD is angered at the cold hard truth. (:23) I think they already answered Logan B's question about Khali and Kelly. (:26) RD throws out another dozen catch phrases.
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| JOHN THOMAS DOESN'T NEED COMPUTERS |
Raw sucks. RD feels dirty when he says he's watching TNA, but I guess there's nothing dirty about crap.
Oh good, the phone is ringing, so I can skip ahead. (:42) This show is still painful even without bad impersonations of Terry Funk and Dennis Stamp (don't ask).
The First Anniversary Wrestlecrap Radio Blade Braxton Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Hulk's got a bum knee.
He should've drank mommy's milk.
It does a Hulk good.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Chucky to my Cheese, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 8. Being reamed, anal cavities, Indy shows, feces, wrestling ring, a corpse, legends, wax
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 1. Haiti Kid
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 1. Haiti Kid
- Phone Calls & Run Ins: 4. BM Punk, John Thomas, Terry Funk, Dennis Stamp
- Weird Al Laughs: 1
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
- Krankor Laughs: 2
- Trish Stratus References: 2
- Mailbag
- Chris P: Dear RD and Blade, how are you guys? I'm doing good. My question is if you had the chance to spit in one wrestler's face, who would it be? Mine would be Triple H because he is an attention whore. P.S. Blade you are like the wisecrackin' smartass version of Homer Simpson. Keep up the great work. No offense but RD your voice sounds like an 11 year old Eminem just hitting puberty on the rag. No sold.
- Logan B: Dear Mr. Reynolds and Mr. Brakestown, with Kelly's name being revealed as being Kelly Kelly, how long will it be until the Great Khali turns into Khali Kelly? He could strip every week and Daiviri would cover him up. This would go on until the next time Smackdown and ECW come together and Khali Kelly and Kelly Kelly would finally reunite. Maybe even include Kelly Kelly. In case you lost the question in my great idea, do you think Khali will become Khali Kelly? That's brilliant.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Hulk's got a bum knee.
He should've drank mommy's milk.
It does a Hulk good.
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