King Kong Bundy: Komedian!
(66 minutes)
A new promotion called WSX is about to make its debut on MTV. Because when you think MTV, you of course think professional wrestling.
In 2003, Rachel Ray posed in the kitchen for FHM. Sad News: RD's favorite show Passions, a soap opera, is being canceled. (:04)
RD's Trip down Emerson Avenue (:10): White Castle is taking reservations for Valentine's Day.
Both the Co-Host Contest music and the WrestleCrap Radio Gong debut. RD predicts that the Contest will be a trainwreck. (:26)
RD announces that Lance Storm will be a guest on WrestleCrap Radio. Blade remembers when they had to cut out a piece of the Co-Hosts being absolutely filthy on April Hunter a week before the Vince Russo interview.
Speaking of trainwrecks, Obscure Wrestling News: King Kong Bundy has started a stand-up comedy career. (:30) Sad News: Dirty Dick Slater was arrested for violating a restraining order to cut off contact from the girlfriend he stabbed in 2003. (:35)
Mail Bag (:40): Mike Polin wanted Lanny Poffo to make an appearance in 90's WWF rather than just collect a paycheck from WCW for doing nothing. Blade thinks Poffo's 'perm juice' would have made for a good in-ring weapon.
Bam Bam Bigelow died. (:48) RD gave Blade a shirt from the first Survivor Series.
Blade tells of his favorite Royal Rumble. The episode is deemed a "trainwreck" and would have been gonged if it were a contestant.
Seventeen Syllables:
The Royal Rumble.
Every man for himself. Sounds
like a circle jerk.
(66 minutes)
A new promotion called WSX is about to make its debut on MTV. Because when you think MTV, you of course think professional wrestling.
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| Blade: "It makes me want to grab a monkey and sit on the street corner dressed like Al Capone." |
In 2003, Rachel Ray posed in the kitchen for FHM. Sad News: RD's favorite show Passions, a soap opera, is being canceled. (:04)
RD's Trip down Emerson Avenue (:10): White Castle is taking reservations for Valentine's Day.
Both the Co-Host Contest music and the WrestleCrap Radio Gong debut. RD predicts that the Contest will be a trainwreck. (:26)
RD announces that Lance Storm will be a guest on WrestleCrap Radio. Blade remembers when they had to cut out a piece of the Co-Hosts being absolutely filthy on April Hunter a week before the Vince Russo interview.
Speaking of trainwrecks, Obscure Wrestling News: King Kong Bundy has started a stand-up comedy career. (:30) Sad News: Dirty Dick Slater was arrested for violating a restraining order to cut off contact from the girlfriend he stabbed in 2003. (:35)
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| STILL DIRTY |
Bam Bam Bigelow died. (:48) RD gave Blade a shirt from the first Survivor Series.
Blade tells of his favorite Royal Rumble. The episode is deemed a "trainwreck" and would have been gonged if it were a contestant.
Seventeen Syllables:
The Royal Rumble.
Every man for himself. Sounds
like a circle jerk.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- The Marty Jannetty to my Shawn Michaels, Mr. Blade Braxton
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 2. Global Internet, White Castle
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 11. Crap (2), vulgarity, White Castle l, girls that wouldn’t go to White Castle for Valentines Day, theme songs, sitting on a MJ entry and dancing the Charleston, trainwrecks, King Kong Bundy’s colon, restraining orders and violating them, bad jokes
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 3. Pat Summerall, Neil Diamond, The Gong Show
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.
- Weird Al Laughs: 2
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 1
- Other Laughs: 1
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 8
- Mailbag
- Mike Polin: Do you guys think that the Genius gimmick could have gotten over around 1995/1996 when Vince was doing all the horrible mid-90s gimmicks? Yes.
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku: Royal Rumble tagline is homoerotic no?
The Royal Rumble.
Every man for himself. Sounds
like a circle jerk.
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