058 "Worst Show Ever": April 6, 2007

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"Worst Show Ever"
(79 minutes)

A second sponsor is teased. (:08)

Blade's RD was on speed. RD had to wash his mouth after being Blade.

RD's Trip to the Grocery (:10): the world's worst cashier aims for two items per bag. Rachel Ray looks to be sprayed with Smile-X. (She's definitely the poor man's Harley Quinn.)

Co-Hosss Contest Week 7 (:20): Joseph Hassan cheats by talking too softly and once being called by Todd Pettingill. Speaking of gone to hell...Tally: 5 of 11.

Mail Bag (:31): Buckbee Suarez is confused by human anatomy. So is Blade. RD declines to read any more emails so he looks at a tortilla painting instead. (:36)

Vince McMahon tried to hide his bald head on Raw, leading to the question by Gallon697 on the forums of what hat he should wear. (:38) It is answered by a random segue into the old days where Miss Elizabeth had a poontang ATM. (:46) Carriage cam. RD likes The Simpsons. Goonies references. RD threatens Blade with the Outro Soundbite. Only now am I questioning my sanity.

RD discusses the Best of RD DVD and someone's failed attempt to review it, particularly the scene of someone being hit by a car going 5 miles per hour. (:54)

Obscure Wrestling News 60 minutes in: WWE gave the First Lady a world championship belt. Elijah Burke is wearing Ariel's clothes. (:63) Spoilers got out before WrestleMania about Hunter looking like a scarecrow and attempts to make the show actually good. Blade did not see any of that of course. Old timers dancing backstage. (:70)

Seventeen Blacklash Syllables:
WrestleMania.
It was All Grown Up. Backlash
tag line: All Thrown Up.
 
 
 
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The bro to my jive soul, Mr. Blade Braxton
  • WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 1. Global Internet
  • URLs not taken: 0.
  • SPEAKING OFs: 5. Other food items, things going to hell, beautiful women, things that should ship with beer, man-woman action
  • Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
  • Outdated references: 2. Big Wheel, Aqua Fresh
  • I didn’t even know he was sick: 0.

  • F-Bombs: 4. Blade

  • Entertain the People: 1
  • Weird Al Laughs: 1
  • WrestleCrap Gongs: 2
  • Cricket Chirps: 1
  • RD False Finishes: 1
 
  • Shelly Martinez References: 1
  • Mickie James References:  1
 
  • Mailbag
    • Buckbee Suarez: I have a question. I was wondering why they called John Cena's move the Five Knuckle Shuffle when you only have four knuckles on each hand? RD: "How many knuckles do you have?" Blade: "Three."

  • Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
    WrestleMania.
    It was All Grown Up. Backlash
    tag line: All Thrown Up.

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