Rest In Pieces, McMahon (The 2007 WCR Draft)
(79 minutes)
Sad News: Vince McMahon's limo exploded. Even Sadder News: RD does not want a 12 foot penis.
RD's "Trip" to the Grocery (:13): a toothbrush that plays music. Blade's bad Miss Elizabeth impersonation.
WWE sends WCHQ the Draftrolla. (:13)
Draft #1: Rob Conway drafted to Burger King. Imagine the slogan.
Co-Host Contest Week 13: awful. Chris "Krankor" Waters (:22) and Travie "Journey" Yak (:26) deliver McMahon eulogies. 11 of 21.
#2 Tatanka (Buffalo) drafted to the Big Wampum Casino. (:32) Shane and Pat Patterson walk into a bar...
Mail Bag: some question the validity of the news that Vince has died.
#3 Justin Credible drafted to Target. (:37) RD used to write for Fighting Spirit magazine.
Obscure Wrestling News: "Our favorite Big Nippled Vampire" Areola wants be called Coffin Kitten. (:45) The Co-Hosts want to give other bad names to her instead. Candice Michelle bondage pics on the internet. (:49) Blade and RD are at their best when they talk about pornography. Batman's Robin's Burt Ward (and his large penis) will appear at an indy show. (:52) Sid Vicious wants back in WWE.
Horsetrolla: Mickie James' box was flooded. (:54) Francine is taking orders for custom girl on girl matches on DVD. (:62)
#4 Robecca DiPietro drafted to Francine's new video company. (:68)
Seventeen Syllables That Do Not Come with Fire Extinguisher As Illustrated:
Rest in Peace, Vinny.
Sadly, your grapefruits were not
fire-retardant.
(79 minutes)
Sad News: Vince McMahon's limo exploded. Even Sadder News: RD does not want a 12 foot penis.RD's "Trip" to the Grocery (:13): a toothbrush that plays music. Blade's bad Miss Elizabeth impersonation.
WWE sends WCHQ the Draftrolla. (:13)
Draft #1: Rob Conway drafted to Burger King. Imagine the slogan.
Co-Host Contest Week 13: awful. Chris "Krankor" Waters (:22) and Travie "Journey" Yak (:26) deliver McMahon eulogies. 11 of 21.
#2 Tatanka (Buffalo) drafted to the Big Wampum Casino. (:32) Shane and Pat Patterson walk into a bar...
Mail Bag: some question the validity of the news that Vince has died.
#3 Justin Credible drafted to Target. (:37) RD used to write for Fighting Spirit magazine.
Obscure Wrestling News: "Our favorite Big Nippled Vampire" Areola wants be called Coffin Kitten. (:45) The Co-Hosts want to give other bad names to her instead. Candice Michelle bondage pics on the internet. (:49) Blade and RD are at their best when they talk about pornography. Batman's Robin's Burt Ward (and his large penis) will appear at an indy show. (:52) Sid Vicious wants back in WWE.
Horsetrolla: Mickie James' box was flooded. (:54) Francine is taking orders for custom girl on girl matches on DVD. (:62)
#4 Robecca DiPietro drafted to Francine's new video company. (:68)
Seventeen Syllables That Do Not Come with Fire Extinguisher As Illustrated:
Rest in Peace, Vinny.
Sadly, your grapefruits were not
fire-retardant.
Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)
- WrestleCrap Radio Sponsors: 3. Global Internet, AngryMarks.com, WrestleCrap.com DVD-Rom
- URLs not taken: 0.
- SPEAKING OFs: 13. Shirt one, shirt (2), Verne Gagne masturbating, Scott Hall’s pubic hair, beating of with corn oil, nipples (3), men that are giant, men who aren’t dead but their careers are, tardy
- Dave Meltzer, not talking about: 0.
- Outdated references: 4. Bee Gees, Press Your Luck, Burt Ward, Bobcat Goldwaidt
- I didn’t even know he was sick: 1. Jeep Swenson
- Krankor Laughs: 4
- Weird Al Laughs: 2
- RJ Fletcher, Yes Man: 2
- WrestleCrap Gongs: 1
- You’re Hurtin' Me Randy!: 1
- Mickie James References: 5
- Shelly Martinez References: 6
- Mailbag: N/A
- Draft Picks
- Rob Conway to Burger King
- Tatanka to Big Wampum Casino (Sioux Falls, SD)
- Justin Credible to Target Store #631 (Poughkeepsie, NY)
- Rebecca DePetro to Francine’s Video Company
- Blade Braxton’s Weekly Wrestling Haiku:
Rest in Peace, Vinny.
Sadly, your grapefruits were not
fire-retardant.
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