Episode 30: Snack Time: June 9, 2014

Translation: "We Eat Them Up"
aka: Practically this whole show!
42 minutes

The Co-Fruitcakes discuss old (and terrible) wrestling themes for some reason.

Blade remembers the Zombie. (:06) RD shills his site.

Sad News: WWE Network does not work in the Netherlands. (:11) RD fake laughs.

:14 - End: For the rest of the show the Co-Fruitcakes try some snacks, and to do so RD manages to rope in Mrs. Deal, who was last seen putting Stubby in stasis. There's some Dutch "XXL" "American" "Chios" that taste like dry Styrofoam, Dutch Lays "We Eat Them Limited Edition" Chilli are more greasy than spicy, their "Mexican" flavor has a weird smell to it, and their "Garlic & Sour Cream" look a bit green and divide the couple on their opinions. Blade tries some "Dynamite" Doritos that have no flavor, but the Habanero ones make up for them (by flavor more than hotness).

Oh, and Legends' House is so bad it makes Mrs. Deal walk off. I don't blame her.
 
 
 

Facts & Figures (as compiled by Erik Majorwitz)

 

  • The RD & Blade Show Sponsors: 3. WrestleCrap.com, He-Man, USA Network
  • SPEAKING OFs: 3. Wonderful presence, death, things people don’t like

  • Phone Calls & Run Ins: 1. Mrs. Deal

  • Entertain the People: 1
 
  • Erik Majorwitz’s Hindsight Haiku-ish: Send in the cleaner!
    Didn’t Mrs. Deal kill Stubby?
    Send her to Legends House to
    prevent a season 2.

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